As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
im holly from the hills drunk
is wine microwaveable?
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
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