You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
BRING THE BAGELS
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
Randomize
