she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Are we still dressing up as garden gnomes for halloween?
No. I would like to get laid again before I graduate.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Oh fuck, I'm officially a cougar..he's got the same name as my grandson
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