i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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