She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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