So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Randomize
