wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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