So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Randomize
