Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
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