Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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