Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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