is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I wish my penis had an off switch
what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
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