I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Can I color on your dick again?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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