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the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
Just tell him to eat fruit before so it tastes good. Then it's just like shotgunning a smoothie
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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