K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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