Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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