whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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