Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I AM NOT THE MAN IN THIS RELATIONSHIP.
It's shit like this that makes people think we're gay.
I give you full permission to seriously injure me the next time I think it's a good idea to face a bottle of vodka
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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