Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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