In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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