Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
My tinder date wouldn't stop talking about the Star Wars movie trailer long enough to fuck me. HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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