Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
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