will power is for people who don't want to get laid
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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