Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
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