Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Dude, just paid my sister in vicodin to go out and buy me a slushie.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Naked. naked and bneed help.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
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