Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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