sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
he cracked the bottle of jager at 11am and said "hey, its Saturday and I gotta do something"
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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