Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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