my mouth tastes like poor choices
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
Randomize
