And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
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