Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
Randomize
