fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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