There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
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