I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
