Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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