Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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