we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
After last night, I could never be a politician.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
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