i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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