Can Purell be used as lube?
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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