I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
im eating kix cereal and taking shots by myself. please come hang out with me. im desperate
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I'm determined to sit on that face.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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