i think my mom watched the whole time
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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