she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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