We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
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