dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Randomize
