I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Send help, water and tortillas.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
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