You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
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