I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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