IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
Someone came in the potted fern
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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