8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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