I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
apparently my drunken alterego is a lazyeyed bisexual.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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