either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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