Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
too bad you live with your parents still
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
